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The Central Committee Has Questions About Your Anti-Capitalist Reading List: A Skills Assessment for the Academically Inclined

Professor Elena's $35-a-month book club specialized in dismantling exploitative labor systems through monthly Zoom discussions. The State has reviewed her curriculum and has some thoughts about practical application.

Congratulations On Your Macramé Side Hustle — The Wheat Collective Starts Monday

You have built a brand. You have a logo, a Canva aesthetic, and 847 sales on Etsy. The People's Agrarian Productivity Bureau has reviewed your portfolio and would like to formally inform you that 'hand-poured soy candles with affirmation labels' is not a recognized skill category under the Revolutionary Labor Classification System. Your field coordinates are enclosed.

The Five-Year Plan Has Reviewed Your LinkedIn Profile and Is Not Impressed

History's great communist states needed steel workers, rice farmers, and coal miners — not abundance coaches or shadow work facilitators. We ran your Twitter bio through the Soviet labor allocation system so you don't have to.